5. Your game has such little gameplay, they started calling the YouTube videos "Let's Reads"
4. Your game's so bad, not even Anti-Virus programs thinks it's legitimate software.
3. Your game's so bad, you'd even make ET the Atari game wanna leave this plannet!
2. Your game's so bad it killed gravity!
1. Your game's so unbalanced, it needs orthopedic shoes just to avoid falling over.